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RYOMG. (also a translation of sorts)

I just read his latest interview in Seventeen at least I think it was. which magazine does NEWS no NEWS come from again? and I swear he would make the SEXIEST MOST POSSESSIVE EVIL BOYFRIEND EVER. <3





1. He gets jealous really easily.

Has he actually ever mentioned that before? I don't think so. Anyway, he says "I'm the type that seriously gets really jealous (laughs). I think just by my girlfriend saying 'I'm going out to a place where there'll be guys' I'd get in a bad mood. And the day she says 'I'll be going out alone with just another guy friend', it'll be 'Bye bye' from me with no patience at all! I don't like if I am not number one to the person I love. For example, if both of us were watching TV together and she just said "This person is good-looking", I think I'd get annoyed. Unexpectedly, I'm not much of a man (laughs)."

I would kill to have Nishikido Ryo that possessive over me. You know I would.


2. He's obsessive. <3
If the girl he likes told him "Delete all the data in your phone of all your girl friends" he'd immediately go "Okay" and do it. Actually, he'd say 「ええで」i.e. "Ee de" i.e. "Ii yo" in Kansai-ben which makes it x4546576686959458235 sexier. *dies* He goes on to say he'd do absolutely anything he's asked to do.

Basically, if you dated Ryo-chan he'd be your personal fanboy. <3


3. GUESS WHAT?  THERE'S HOPE IF I CAN'T COOK!!!!
I must admit, in my regular ponderings of "what if I ever did become Mrs Nishikido" *cough**cough* the main hitch in my daydreams has always been the fact that I can't cook for the love of JE. And we all know Ryo demands a food-producing-baby-machine. Well apparently there's hope. :D "It'd be good if a girl worked hard thinking 'I should become more beautiful'. For example, a girl slightly overdoing her make-up or fashion, or a girl who can't cook but desperately makes me bento, I'd think 'That's cute'. Even though I feel that way I'd probably end up saying things like 'That doesn't suit you' or 'This tastes really bad' though (laughs)." But before he can completely revert back to Dokuzetsu!Ryo: "Even while saying 'this tastes bad, this tastes bad', I'd still eat all of the bento without leaving anything behind."

Let's say it all together now: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :D

4. He doesn't need love tactics.
"I think tactics when it comes to love are unnecessary. Well, simply put I can't do love tactics (laughs). If I think 'I want to hear her voice today' I'll call her, if I think 'I want to see her' I'll go and see her. What do I think of girls who use tactics? It's alright if I don't find out, but if there's a moment where I feel 'Ah, she's being calculating' it might be a bit of a downer. It's the same with her technique to get guys' attention. The moment I feel 'She's aiming for something', I get a lonely kind of feeling. That's because it'll seem like her love is completely a technique or a lie."




Moral of the story: Don't spend your life plotting your trip to Japan and the 10001 ways you're going to stalk Ryo while you're there. Ryo knows you lai. :C
Tags: marry me ryo spaz, translations, 錦戸亮
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